Squirrel Nut Zippers - Danny Diamond
Danny Diamond, she was a star
She took the stage every quarter hour
She was the hottest gig in town, in fact
He was the hottest girl around.
She had the strut, she had the lines
To make a man's heart go 'round about...
She put it all into her act until
One night after the show.
Danny gyrated, wouldn't you know
Something had to go
Down she smack- It was her back
completely crack- so fade to black...
So ends the act of Danny Diamond
She was a star.